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When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim
When you get stuck trying to explain something. Not knowing what to say in a conversation.
Someone: “What does that mean?”
Me: “I don’t know, above the tree, under the arm.”
Homes Under Nuff Hammer
UK property based day time programme. Presenters look at homes, then watch homes being auctioned, then return to look again after the home has been painted beige. Repeat ad nauseam.
Presented by Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts. Occasionally and disappointingly, also Dion Dublin.
Often abbreviated to ‘HUNH’.
“Man, I’m hungover. I need Homes Under Nuff Hammer.”
“Already started, but it’s a Dublin episode”
“Bugger”
Man, look at that one there, she's definitly been drinking under the dart board!
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When someone advertently or inadvertently reveals something that embarrases you or gets you in trouble.
Laura, I thought that since you were my doctor, that was confidential. You totally just threw me under the bus!
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a club in which members are necrophiliacs. a parody on the mile high club.
Hey, I just joined the 6 feet under club!
Well that explains the maggots on your c***
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When a female has so much extra skin on her Goochthat it creates a shelter around your scrotum.
The girl got so wet you could find her on doppler radar, I had to keep dry in her under the butt nut hut...
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