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A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
"You won't believe this. Someone gave my laptop a Waffle Iron last night after the party."
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A slang term for vagina; preferably a petite well-maintained vagina that begs for butter and syrup to be drizzled on it.
Let me peep that sweet puppy waffle.
Her puppy waffle was so sweet i wanted to put syrup
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A gal who has a gut that hangs over her belt, 1-5 kids (or more) and originates from a mobile home park, and typically is dating a flat-billed cap wearing trailer park counterpart (may or may not be siblings), who is likely to be one or two of the children's fathers (but he likely doesn't know which ones) are usually a mainstay of this fair maiden's wardrobe. Often seen wearing non-maternity clothes, pants unbuttoned to accommodate her constant maternal, gestating state.
Wow, these McGangbangs are awesome!
Yea...holy crap, did you see that bitch over by the window?
Oh god dude, that shit is circus waffles!
Fo sho!
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The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.
Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.
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1) The act of fucking a waffle.
2) When one fucks a breakfast item.
3) Using your own jizz as syrup on your waffles.
Man: Yo what'd you do for breakfast this morning?
Other man: I had a nice waffle fuck today !
Man: OH! That would explain the hole in your waffle then.
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A waffle Burger is a complicated sexual act. To perform a Waffle Burger, firstly the man ties some fishing wire to a piece of bacon (or any kind of meat) and gets his woman to swallow it - making sure he is still holding the other end of the wire.
When the man is about to climax, he yanks the wire (still attatched to the bacon) causing the lady to gag. This gag reflex tightens her vagina and causes a more pleasurable orgasm for the man.
Waffle burger's are a common sexual act performed in the nearby English viallges, Alrewas, Yoxall, Kings Bromley and Barton
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It's a nickname for the city of San Diego which is a play on its name, i.e. a "Dirty Waffle" is a "Sandy Eggo".
"Want to head down to San Diego this weekend?"
"Nah, I hate the Dirty Waffle."
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