Germantown Car Wash
Noun.
Drenching yourself in Axe body spray with no regard to the people around you.
Typically done by people from germantown.
Typically done before and/or after gym class
Guy 1: Yo the hallway smells terrible because someone gave themself a Germantown Car Wash
Guy 2: Gross
To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.
I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.
I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.
A bad kisser of note.
Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.
I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.
You stank in between yo legs and need to clean it up.for real, that shit aint cute and un-natural.
"Gurrl and/or heffa, you need to wash yo bootie"
When an old man goes to take a shit and ends up letting balls soak in the toilet water.
I heard my Uncle hollering from the bathroom, "Dammit, not anther saggy sac wash again? Hehehe, good thing they don't use Tidy Bowl otherwise I'd have me some
Blue Balls!!!"
The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.
Origin: old Norse/cleveland
That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.