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An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
Used by Reece Noble when he predicts things that will come to Fortnite before anyone knows about them.
Reece: It is I, Reece the prediction wizard
A male version of the whiplash skin is coming to Fortnite.
A magical wizard that can cast spells for anything you can dream of! Very nice looking and an excellent teacher if you want to learn magic!
Kram: Woosh! Ive appeared
Everyone else: Woah! Kram The Wizard is so cool!
When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.
"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'
When the head is so good it feels like it's from a wizard.
Yeah bro, Makenzie gave me wizard head last night it was crazy, best head I ever had.
when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman
yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan
A type of video gamer who enjoys exploiting the mechanics of a game to pull of ridiculous cheese moves that the game designer never foresaw. Their cheese plays often reveal how broken a game is.
All the Cheese Wizards are playing Phoenix Point right now and completing tough missions on the first turn.