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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024


number one

supporter of the most beautiful woman on the planet Roseanne Park (rosè)

Ellie: omg i love rosè she’s so amazing!!

Lucy: ahh so ur a number one?! me too :))

by lucyinfinityx December 8, 2024


Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.

"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"

by Sparkythedef October 3, 2018


number one

number one also know as 1 it is the 3rd letter of the food chain

how you count

tow,three,number one, five, eight

by jimmy boing boing May 28, 2024


Number one

We are number one.

We are number one.
***Meme intensifies***

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 22, 2019


one eyed wiggling welshman

Another slang word for a man's penis.

The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.

by BlueJockeys January 5, 2016


Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022