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A webcomic/manga/anime written by ONE about a man named Saitama who is capable of defeating any enemy in a single punch.
The central theme of the story is that flaws in protagonists are important, and that a protagonist with zero flaws whatsoever is a boring protagonist, but most people always jump to "OMG HE CAN BEAT GOKU!!!!!!111" anytime they see the goddamned bald egghead.
OMG I JUST READ ONE PUNCH MAN LAST NIGHT AND HE TOTALLY ONE PUNCHED BOROS OMG OMG HE CAN SO BEAT GOKU!!111
..Ok?
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A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
Jackson loves his hole parred into. Golf is his sport. Punctured by the first shot.
I just got a jack in one and it was amazing!
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
You Have To Fight Me, A One On One Fight
Sarah Was Talking Shit So I Told Her Kick The One With Me