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Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
when one can no longer produce sperm from jerking off too much
Man I cap off last night with emma
A huge gathering of people with huge, lifted cars or trucks who compete in numerous events to show off their big rig.
“yo dude are you going to the rig off? you’ve got a nice looking rig there.”
“yeah bro i am. she’s pretty mint.”
The Act of an individual blowing your cover, or making you look bad in front of particular company.
Damn Matan, you didn't have to throw me off the bush like that
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week off school.
NO SCHOOL YEET
When your pickle is too juicy so you have to shake off the extra juice.
“Bro, I’m ashing off my pickle, it’s too juicy.”
Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november
A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november”