one eyed wiggling welshman

Another slang word for a man's penis.

The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.

Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

one-manded

A task carried out by a single person; solo.

Need help with the car tomorrow?
No thanks, I can fix that one-manded.

One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.

Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.

That one derik

someone who is annoying and never stops talking

Ian is such a That one derik

Not nice one Wez

when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home

"Where's Wez gone?"

"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"

"Not nice one Wez"

archer one

Urban artist from Los Angeles specializing in fashion & fashion graphics. Also the Head Designer for The Marathon Clothing owned by the late great Nipsey Hussle

Archer one designed all of Nipsey Hussle’s clothing & Art