Spaits M

usually somebody who is a complete asshole and has an especially crooked cock. The person also usually has a ridiculously hairy ass and should be advised not to sit on velcro in the near future. Used in a derogatory manner.

Kid: Hey! There is yet another Spaits M!

Parent: Oh honey! You looked at his crooked cock didnt you?

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m-80

A big ass illegal firecracker/quarter stick of dynamite.Used by the army as simulation grenades for training, but some ordinary people wanted them to play with so they stared selling them at stores, until people started blowing there hands off. Now there illegal.

"Could easily blow up an ordinary mail box, but dont do that cuz that is a very big federal offense."

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D&M

Disaronno & milk

Waiter, fetch me a D&M!

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Miss. M

A wonderful Gaian from Gaiaonline. Fashioning green hair, extremly rich in monies. She lives in the suites and can usually be found with The Hobo running around in towns, shaking trees for monies to come out.

Miss. M- Oh my god, Hobo, look at that no0b!
Hobo- I know....he is so...grammar dyslexic
Miss. M- LOOK A TREE! *shakes it quickly*

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S & M

sleep & mustaches

Caroline S & M totesmaj means sleep & mustaches.

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S&M

Short for the sexual activity called "Spaghetti & Meatballs"

To make one's hard noodle limp by having sex with a girl on her period. Very large and hairy balls required.

You get it, spaghetti and meatballs.

Ay yo girl, you wanna try my S&M?

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m(^ ^)m

Ita a face showing someone typing with thier hands. Specifically a troll emotion.

Boy: Omg why did you do that?
Girl: Cause im a Troll m(^ ^)m

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