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the act of punching someone until coins, preferably quarters fall out.
Every time I see someone doing laundry, I quarter-pound them for some quarters.
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The way a fat chick gets around admitting she is fat. Especially when posting personal ads without pictures. Also known as "a little extra padding" or "curvy".
Her: I am 5'2, a few extra pounds blonde hair and blue eyes.
Him: What exactly is a few extra pounds?
Her: Why does it matter, I want a guy to love me for me?
Him: So you don't feel you should have to be honest with him until he is in love with you?
Her: Fine, last time I weighed myself I was 184 lbs, happy?
Him? Why would I be happy about wasting my time with a lying bitch who is almost 200 lbs and thinks that is only "a few extra".
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a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.
"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)
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To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.
Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.
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A droll and catchy pick up line guaranteed to woo the ladies,
I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go back to my place and I could.. You know...Pound your egg.
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A cop that steals from you. The Adams County Sheriff’s Department.
That lemon pound cake stole my money.
Watch him, he looks like he wants some lemon pound cake.
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to mine your own bizzness stay out of a convsation!
why don't you go pound sand!!!!!!!!!
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