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When you think you have your bra on and then remember you don’t
“Jessica, I literally had phantom bra this morning LMAO!”
(P.D.E.) - when a person thinks or acts like they have "big dick energy", but really has "small (or no) dick energy."
He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!
A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩.
OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again...
When the guy you're having sex with only sighs and makes no other noise.
"God My boyfriend is such a phantom clapper, it annoys me."
During a performance in a theatre two people engage in sexual activities on the catwalk above the stage. The moans echoing through the auditorium should resemble a howling spirit.
“I’m going to fuck up on the catwalk during a show.”
“That position is called The Phantom of the Opera.”
When In a pitch black room with a woman, you proceed secretly shove a finger in the woman’s vagina and in a low ouch voice say “phantom finger”
I gave this girl the phantom finger last night.
When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.