November 13

The day where every teenager kills their dads and blame it on daddy issues.

News reporter: why did you do it?
Us: Daddy issues.
November 13

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April 13

If your name is Alexis and you were born today girl let me just tell you YOUR MEAN

Friend: when’s your birthday?
Alexis: April 13th
Friend: YOUR MEAN

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dec 13

the day the world lost the king of Ocala. Tedder we love you!

dec 13 is going to be the worst day ever from now on.

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December 13

It’s december 13 you know what that means, it means it’s national rub your short friends feet day. Any short person, under 5’5, can and will make a friend taller than 5’10 rub their feet!

It’s december 13 rub my feet you giant

Do i have to

Yes it’s the rules

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00:13

A 24-Hour clock reference to 12:13am in the 12 hour clock.

Yesterday, I stayed up until 00:13 in the morning!

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g-13

a strain of marijuana engineered by the u.s. millitary. it is a combination of over 200 different strains from around the world. it gets its legendary name from its 13% THC content

i am so baked on this g-13...... i have no idea whats going on right now.

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August 13

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, August 13th!
Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on August 13th and failed the vibe check.

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