April 13

If your name is Alexis and you were born today girl let me just tell you YOUR MEAN

Friend: when’s your birthday?
Alexis: April 13th
Friend: YOUR MEAN

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dec 13

the day the world lost the king of Ocala. Tedder we love you!

dec 13 is going to be the worst day ever from now on.

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November 13

National get stuck in a m elevator day! This is your time to shine, so stomp while in an elevator and get stuck!

Uh oh looks like we are in an elevator..... IM GONNA DO NOVEMBER 13!

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November 13

The day where every teenager kills their dads and blame it on daddy issues.

News reporter: why did you do it?
Us: Daddy issues.
November 13

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November 13

November 13 is National kick your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Day

Jesse:Hey Bab-
Me:*Kicks* ITS NOVEMBER 13TH

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g-13

a strain of marijuana engineered by the u.s. millitary. it is a combination of over 200 different strains from around the world. it gets its legendary name from its 13% THC content

i am so baked on this g-13...... i have no idea whats going on right now.

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August 13

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, August 13th!
Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on August 13th and failed the vibe check.

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