rat child

the sexiest mario kart wii player

wow rat child is so good at mario kart i wish they could have sex with me

Ghost child

When the child is hardly noticed or heard

Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄

Golden child

A child that does things right or a Perfect person in everyone's eyes

Dick was a golden child and Tom was the troubled child

Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

Angry child

Basically, it’s Tommyinnit. Just a child on the internet being a dumbass.

Tommyinnit: Angry child

knuckle child

Sperm. The result of buffing one's bishop.

I spilled many a knuckle child watching porn last night

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?