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Someone who kind of believes in God, but doesn't do much Christian shit, like read the bible or go to church every week.
Person 1: "Oi mate, why d'u go to church last weekend"
Person 2: "i'm a Casual Christian"
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My G, always wearing a cross, jokes for dayz, fire bars, c u in a bizzle.
Hey look it’s Christian dude, he’s here to fix my boiler
“Do you know who Christian Blair is?”
“Ohhhh you mean the very sexy man?”
“Yeah yeah him”
Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.
I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?
Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.
Christian Valencia can you help me, please?
Yes, yes I can what's wrong?
A Judas Christian is
Some one who has the form of Godlyness,
But they deny the power there of.
2 Timothy 3:5
A Judas Christian
A stage performer, a hypocrite
when a badass gets hammered drunk one evening party hops from house to house fucking at least five chicks each of different religious faith thus spreading his christian lovin among his community
i got so hammered last night i pulled a sneaky christian around town