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The age you don't have to go to school
I'm finally going to be at the Leaving school age
Where a bunch of MTG kids go to fight which ends up being broken up by the cops or people jumping in.
MTG Kid 1: Hey are you going to Ag Field? These two kids are gonna fight but i think one of them are gonna back out.
MTG Kid 2: Dude tell them to reschedule it at 7pm instead of 4pm I got to babysit my shithead little brother.
When a guy tries to get with a girl but is cock blocked by there age.
"Jim was about to smash Tracy than she said he was too young he totally got age blocked"
"What an age block"
The birthday of reckoning the most painful experience in a boys life the first gangbang
Age 5 actually sucked I had to hoop a gun and my hand
When you say you'll show up but end up cancelling at the last minute, usually without telling anyone
Ah damn he pulled a Mike Ags on us again
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!