The whitest of crackers. A typical Ash is the type of person in highschool that is of 18 years of age and tries to get laid by 14 and 15 year old girls in highschool. They also suck at basketball but are exceptionally great at swatting people named Michael. A typical Ash usually uses the term “destroy” to describe what he does to those 15 year old girls.
“I will destroy you,” said Ash.
The Motherfuckin Goat Okay 1. Big Dick 2. Goated At EVERYTHING and 3. Just An All Around GOD And if you think you’re Better you’re a grade A Dumbass
That Nigga Ash Is The FUCKING MAAANNNN!!!!
The Fucking Goat The Best At Everything No One Can Beat Him He Has A Big Dick And He’s The Fucking Goat just a straight GOD and if you think you’re better your a fucking retard
Friend: That Nigga Ash Took my bitch
Other Friend: Don’t Be Mad He’s A Fucking God
Friend: Yea You Right
"Naahh peep this, That mf who said he was 6'2 is actually short ash 💀"
bro like
ash is so hot omg
and so swag??? how could you not have a crush on her wtf
she’s so cute and uwu 🥺🥺
but beware 😟 she’s a top 😈😈😈‼️
ash can literally dominate me omg!!