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Going around CVS's, Walgreens, Waldbaums, Pathmark, etc...
in Staten Island, NY, and thiefing Energy Bars...
like Met-rx Bars, PowerBars, Slim Fast, EAS Sports, etc...
tree bandit
Originated from GOMD
Met-rx Bandits
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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
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A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.
The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.
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A group of renegade vigilantes, who have been noted for causing every form of mishief and chaos know to man. also see HPB.
"Damn the HPB really fucked me up they pepper sprayed me then quick sealed me in my car as i was recovering, then proceeded to take a shat on the hood of my car"
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A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.
"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.
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pesky mechanics that straight yank all the snap-on guys jolly ranchers and red vines and never buy any of his tools.
snap-on guy"DAMN CANDY BANDITS"
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TNBs are hideous night creatures that fuck shit up. You won't see them on Monday nights, or Wednesday nights either.
Dude, did you see what the Tuesday Night Bandits did yesterday?
No, what happened?
They styled my dog's hair!
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