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Black Thursday

Also known as Thanksgiving. The process of greedy retailers moving their formerly Black Friday sales to late Thanksgiving night to sell their useless Christmas Junk.

These greedy money tycoons are using the customers as the premise of ruining one greatest American traditions by telling us we would rather stay up late and shop on the Holiday, than get up early early and shop the next day.

Requiring employees of said institutions to miss out on family gatherings and football, to go chase some corporate fatcat's almighty bottom line

Dad: Why are you crying honey, dinner was perfect.
Mom: I am crying cause Dan missed his first Thanksgiving dinner ever, cause that stupid money-grubbing corporation turned Black Friday into Black Thursday.

by Crimson X November 21, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


laid-black

The patronizing and subtly offensive, casual manner of speech and behavior white people adopt when associating or transacting with African-Americans or people they consider "urban." Typically this involves slang, such as use of the words "man" and "cool," as well as physical gestures like non-traditional handshakes. Despite its misguided nature and condescending effect, often being "laid-black" is well-intentioned and designed to put the other person at ease.

Hey Brandon, did you notice Keith acting so casually at the cocktail party, saying things like "it's cool man" and "that's what I'm talkin' about"? Yeah, he was pretty laid-black because Karen's African-American boyfriend was there.

by C. Elliot Lee September 27, 2013

29๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


black coffee

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.

Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.

by barista101 July 18, 2011

57๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


black rhino

the black rhino is when you take a black dildo and strap it to your forehead and then ram it into your partner, generally into the women's ass. the reason for that, is cause that is the funniest way this move can be performed.
performing of the black rhino can not be considered cheating
a. cause you are using an inanimate object
b. cause of the extreme hilarity of the move

i took a black dildo and strapped it to my forehead and then rammed it into sally's asshole and gave her the black rhino.

by man candy January 15, 2007

109๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


black swan

An event or occurrence that deviates beyond what is normally expected of a situation and that would be extremely difficult to predict.

Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups were formed by a Black Swan event when a truck carrying peanut butter ran into a truck carrying chocolate.

by kleinsound April 10, 2008

473๐Ÿ‘ 164๐Ÿ‘Ž


black chiney

A Caribbean term referring to a person mixed with Black and and Asian (typically Chinese).

PERSON #1: Check out dat gyal ova deh so...she hot eeh!
PERSON #2: Yeah man, is a black chiney dat.

by Mrs. Weathers March 20, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rebecca Black

Like 2 Girls 1 Cup, only for your ears.

Tim: Did you hear Friday by Rebecca Black?
John: Yup, I'm off to get electroshock therapy

by Omar Litte March 18, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž