A blanket with many burn holes from cigarettes from passing out.
May also be caused by blunts.
Passing out causes may be from being too drunk, too stoned or just by using heroin.
Most commonly seen in heroin communities--
Is not limited to blankets. Heroin shorts/pants are common as well.
Why don't you throw away that heroin blanket? There's no way it can keep you warm with all those holes.
Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!
The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.
"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"
A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.
Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.
When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.
A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.
Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.