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When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.
Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
A "Shasta Bomb" is a sexual act where in which two or more participants take a can of soda particularly lemon lime Shasta and empty said can in one's rectum and hold it in by shear Force of squeezing their own butt cheeks and tightening their anus until they're properly standing over their partners face where in which they release the soda onto them which traditionally is followed by the recipient yelling out "Shasta bomb!"
We broke up because she didn't properly wash before Shasta bombing me last night.
The hipster Indian drink of choice at nightclubs. Same as Jager Bomb but substitute Bombay gin for Jagermeister.
Dude, that Indian dude who douched himself in cologne with the popped collar Izod polo shirt was ordering the fuck out of those Patel Bombs last night.
When Yosemite national parked was bombed by a fugitive Alaskan fisherman.
Yosemite got fucking bombed.
Bombing of Yosemite
REM bombs is the act of farting while you are in a deep sleep. Typically noticed by someone sleeping with or near you.
Last night my boyfriend let off a few REm bombs that nearly choked me out.
When you cum and poop at the same time.
So we were having sex and he elephant bombed!