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When two people have sex on a toilet.
Bill's wife gave Bill a California Hug because Bill had to take a shit and Bill's wife didn't want to stop.
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A tattoo arm sleeve that starts below the elbow so it's always visible in a short sleeve shirt. The purpose of this tattoo is to try look cool.
"Did you see that Spencer got his first tattoo?"
"Ya, fuckboy got a California sleeve."
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The act of covering your nose and mouth with your shirt and hotboxing the space in a shirt the get mega domed.
YO LONGERMEN I JIST DID A "California Hotbox" I'm so domed. That's lit minty mane
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Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)
Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.
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June, July, August Redwoods is the place to be! cool nice
the rain in california redwoods keeps mexicans away. Why U ask, " it remove brown stain they become spanish! ". California redwoods is a mexican free zone.
city of " hay fork " is another mexican free zone. Everyone knows your name. hayfork cafe best pie for 50 miles.
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The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.
Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.
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Originally invented in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: Gohan (sushi rice), Nori (seaweed), Kappa (Cucumber), Avacado, and Fake Crab+ Mayonniase paste (think Tuna Sandwich)... all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).
This "Meal" (and I use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating "japanese food".
The Japanese dispise California rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all... they are an invention to try and make people who don't like sushi "like sushi"...
Becky and Suzanne went to their favorite Japanese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating japanese food..
"Hey Zansuki, I just shit in his california rolls!"
"SO DESUKA?? SUGEI!!"
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