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(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.
To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.
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A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.
xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R <33
Guy: That post gave me cancer.
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The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????
Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!
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1.A person who is just an absolute beast in whatever he does
2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches
That dude is a beast a monster a straight up Cancer Causing member of Society
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me: I have Stage 4 terminal cancer
you: shut up, bro you're lying
Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.
Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!
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When a black person somehow has AIDS and cancer at the same time.
"Yowzers! You've got monkey booty cancer AIDS, Benny!"