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Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021


Pulling-a-dan

Being a complete snake

Oh grace I’m totally-pulling-a-dan

by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020


Dans Car

Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.

Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.

by yeshuay September 23, 2018


Dan Moss

A tall guy, sweaty bollocks and a mouldy arse hole

Look at that Dan Moss over there, what a dirty man

by DOOGIEFORLOLZ June 26, 2018


Dan Yoo

He is typically an Asian male who is seen as a unit. His parents don’t speak English... but he does. only rips juuls and rips cigs

Yo that guy is such a dan yoo

by Nlevin10 April 23, 2019


Getting Danned

Being at the receiving end of a donkey punch.

I'd really hate to see you getting danned.

by Phonies November 11, 2009


Digger Dan

Digger Dan is a definition of a cool privileged white man that mains omen that has the ability to seduce any male or female he sees.

Digger Dan digs a girl

by the tru buba June 15, 2023