Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.
Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.
A tall guy, sweaty bollocks and a mouldy arse hole
Look at that Dan Moss over there, what a dirty man
He is typically an Asian male who is seen as a unit. His parents don’t speak English... but he does. only rips juuls and rips cigs
Being at the receiving end of a donkey punch.
I'd really hate to see you getting danned.
Digger Dan is a definition of a cool privileged white man that mains omen that has the ability to seduce any male or female he sees.