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Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020


I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020


doctor pepper in the rain

I don't actually know what this means but you feel it

"You know you sometimes feel like a doctor pepper in the rain."

by t0deki June 14, 2022


Doctor Peddle

An African-American/Black individual who is notably a gay man/homosexual and sells drugs but usually always gets robbed. Doctor Peddlers usually have Low Potency Marijuana(Bush Chronic) which is one of the main reasons they get punked, other then the fact they are noticably gay through the way they talk.

Let's punk that doctor peddle muthafucka on the corner that we punked yesterday

by RCaine January 27, 2011


doctor horrible

Neil Patrick Harris's character in the mini series, "Doctor Horrible's sing along blog"

Hey did you see that emmy winning mini series about Doctor Horrible?

by Beatty24601 May 31, 2018


Doctor Sloan

Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.

Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."

Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"

Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"

Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"

Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"

by Ivor Alias May 11, 2009


doctor nowhere

Doctor Nowhere is a pretty cool and good horror artist doctor nowhere is 17 year old as of currently and has created a decently popular analog horror called the boiled man phonemonoun and T.O.E doctor nowhere also has an patreon, twitter, instagram and will launch a plushie. İ reccomend you check doctor nowheres channel as it had horror that was able to spook my dad

Matpat:Doctor nowheres channel was one of the analog horrors that really spooked me.

Emortalmarcus:Yeah that boiled man video was really scary

by Urbdicdayismay23 April 20, 2024