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When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck
teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile
student2: damn she is a dolphin
It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.
“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”
When you shoot someone or something in the head and it leaves a hole like one in a dolphin's head. Mostly used by gangs .
I just turned that nigger into a dolphin
PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?