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Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".
Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."
When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.
'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.
“You need to clean up the backyard. It’s covered with Barkers’ Eggs.”
noah is a retard egg that are cringe asf. you cant see this thing normal ``noah no dick`` this boy is not normal
girl1 ew noah the egg
Noun: When the inners of a daffodil is replaced by an egg a daffodil becomes a hybrid otherwise known as "daffod-eggs". The egg is often decorated for cosmetic purposes; glitter, paint or sequens may be used.
For the 'Easter Egg Decorating Competition' my mother and I made a Daffod-Egg and came 2nd.
Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.
Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.
Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.