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A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.
Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.
(chinky accent)
* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
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Lives and breathes for cross country season. Similar to a trackie.
The cross country geeks have a meet today.
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An annoying twitter user who feels the need to tweet and upload pics about every last aspect of his life and comes up with stupid hashtags thinking he's clever.
Tweet Post: "sitting here in windy city @somestupidcafe with @_____ & @______. Portions r huge... LOL #ruiningmydietinchicago"
Reaction upon seeing it: "What a fuckin tweet geek"
when someone is so geeked (high) off their mind, probably greening out
Josh: “Yo is Noah good?”
Liam: “Nah, he’s geeked off the yipper right now”
Noah: “Yaaaaa”
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The Star Wars fan who knows more about THAT galaxy than the one he lives in.
Only a Star Wars geek knows the hyperdrive classification of the T-65J Advanced X-Wing Starfighter.
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Mike Dixon. the epitimy of band geek. he teaches little kids to be band geeks.
Mike Dixon, what a band geek, big-nosed, glowworm.
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There is a difference between geeks and nerds.
Nerds are smart, people who lack much of a social life. They often have very few friends. Nerds don't talk much, and don't expect others to talk much to them. They are usually nice people, but don't have the social skills to go out and meet new friends.
Geeks are different from nerds in the fact that they have social lives. However, these social lives are often spent pursuing some passion that the geek is obsessed with (i.e. Yu-Gi-Oh!). They spend all their time thinking about their one obsession, and play it in all of their free time. Geeks are usually only friends with other geeks, and attempts to converse with geeks is futile, unless, of course, you want to talk about Star Trek or whatever the certain geek is obsessed with.
Examples of geek obsessions are Star Trek, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Magic the Gathering, StarCraft, and basically any other RPG.
Nerds are often very shy, while geeks are more outgoing.
Nerds spend most of their free time studying, while geeks make free time so they can play Dungeons and Dragons.
Nerds care what others think of them, but geeks are almost oblivious to the existence of those outside of their geek clan.
Based on all this, I would have to conclude that it is easier to befriend a nerd than a geek, but a geek would probably be a more interesting person.
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