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A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
When performing a Golden Handshake (definition on this site), one pretends to accidentally overshoot the forearms, faking apologies the whole time, but continuing to soak the would-be business partner's torso and legs in piss until one's bladder is completely emptied (excusing it all with "once I start I can't stop--it burns"). This technique is often used as a subtle form of mockery of the would-be business deal, or a way to express doubts of the profitability of the alliance.
Eager to seal the deal, Henry agreed to the Golden Handshake but was somewhat hurt when John surprised him with the Golden Overshot.
When you nut on someone and then piss on top of it to create a sticky golden solution.
I met a girl last night and gave her a huge twelve inch golden streak.
When Grant pisses on a hooker’s face and Scott comes in after and jizzes all over it.
Grant and Scott pulled the Golden Hurricane on Mrs. Harrington last Saturday. #NOP
Golden Snatch: The amazing pussy, the one who tops the rest. The one you'll never forget. No matter how hard you try, you always want & compare.
I cheated on my girl a lot, but she has that "golden snatch"!
A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.
"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"
"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
A blow job given whilst the fallator has a mouth full of crisps.
“Here, I got a bangin Golden Wonder off of Big Shazza last night.”
“Aw cool, what flavour?”
“Salt and vinegar, mate.”
“Oooft that sounds stingy.”
“Aye, it was class.”