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A person who pisses you off but you still love. Also may not live in a house.
P- your a hobo
T- why?
P- cuz you didn’t give me my drink!
This creature is usually seen prowling the streets in search of postures. He hides in the shadows and waits for an opportune moment to steal a posture. He fails endlessly at this task because of the lack of muscle in his leg area. Even though this particular spesimean has an intelligence quotient of 140, he hasn't realized that he will never succeed in his malicious theft.
Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.
When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.
"Oh look, it's the poor postured hobo! M sure to not walk any slower than we already are or he'll catch up to us and steal our postures."
Homeless nomadic workers, who often stowaway on moving trains for mass-transport. Hobo culture has seen a decrease after World War 2, but the counter-culture youth have brought in new generations. Christopher McCandless is a very famous example.
They are different from bums, because they want to and can work odd jobs. Bums typically have addictions or mental problems that affect their functionality in society, so they typically live in sewers or under bridges. Hobos, on the other hand, rarely stay in one place.
"Hobo life got harder, when the trains got faster and security got tighter."
A homeless cook that lives on the streets for some FOUL reason
Kid- Look at that sad man that is in a box.
Mom-Son that’s a Hobo
homeless oh (shit) bitches out XD
the hobos are running in the wild, gathering nuts.
someone who tries to win at every imessage game just to make themselves feel a little less homeless
"hey man, you really need to stop playing imessage games man." "why man I don't have a house? I am a hobo"
1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.
2.)noun
A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.
2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.