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Typically a Christmas Orange refer to a Chinese Mandarin orange, but may also be Japanese Mandarin orange that becomes a popular buy at Christmastime. Often they are sold in 5 pound boxes full of individually wrapped oranges.
The taste of said oranges is sweet and juicy. They are delicious.
I wish it was Christmas all year round so we could eat more Christmas Oranges.
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When you steal Christmas presents rather than give them.
Perfectly showcased presents by the window. Time to get black Christmas on this house.
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When a student in post-secondary education performs so horribly in their first term courses that any mark in their second term courses will result in a failed final average, and that there is no possible way for the student to take make up courses in in the second term (either because the post-secondary establishment does not offer the necessary courses in the second term, or the second term courses require the student to pass the first term courses to continue).
The student will have to "graduate" at Christmas and try the program again the next year.
Student 1: I haven't seen Jimmy in a while. What Happened to him?
Student 2: He bombed all of his courses and now he's a Christmas Grad.
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This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.
Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....
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This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you.
(Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!
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When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.
Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!
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When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.
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