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Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 20, 2020


jacob free

Annoying and says stupid things a lot and has anger issues

He is so annoying he is being such a Jacob Free

by No😂 December 13, 2016


Jacob Incollingo

Jacob incollingos usually have a monster cock but suffer from a disease called phimosis. His foreskin is longer than his girth and has an extremely ugly head. soooo fucken ugly bro, like one of the ugliest guys u will meet. I know a Jacob Incollingo and he once kissed my shoe and still doesn't admit that he's my bitch. if your friends with a Jacob Incollingo then don't lose him cause he's a good little gamer and u can make him ur bitch. HE CARRIES IN FORTNITE! one day ill fuck u up in a 1v1

bro, I fucked this guy last night and his foreskin was longer than his cock

holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?

by peenmachine04 May 25, 2020


Jacob Devlin

Usually a bloke from The Pewfist

YO IS THAT JACOB DEVLIN EATING AT MACCIES??

by Steven Devlin January 15, 2021


Jacob Stripling

Promising to update the office with a word of the day (aka WOTD) but failing miserably. This word is to keep the office entertained and keep them from killing themselves.

Again this week, he jacob stripling ed... I'm not mad, but i am extremely disappointed...

by jlandrum February 3, 2017


Jacob Kaplan

Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.

Jacob Kaplan is a name!

by Qaplan February 6, 2017


jacob miller

the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)

yo i love jacob miller!”

“yeah he is such a guy

by teenybamboo December 22, 2021