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Jake Braking

While thrusting your penis between the breasts of a fat girl (see titty fucking). You then pass gas on their stomach, the resulting sound will be reminiscent of a machine gun.

I went hoggin' last night, she got mad when I started jake braking her. But I explained I had just eaten Taco Bell.

by fredderf December 18, 2007


Jake Paul

A cancerous YouTuber who makes way too many diss tracks and causes a lot of drama. He is the cause of death for many people in the U.S.

Guy 1: How did you get cancer?
Guy 2: I watched Jake Paul

by Darth Something January 29, 2018


Jake story

A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.

Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.

Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...

Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.

by Seira May 04, 2008


Jake Paul

Horrible youtube videos made by idiot with annoying voice.

Jake Paul = garbage

by FFFhh August 16, 2017


Jake Paulers

Little fuckers who watch Jake Paul}

Did you see those Jake Paulers with his merch?Those little Fuckers..

by frivfriv October 08, 2017


Jake Paul

An inbred scumbag who makes money off autistic five year olds.He is the most cancerous and cringiest YouTuber to have ever exist.

I was thinking about killing myself and then I discovered Jake Paul...Now I'm definitely going to kill myself!

by Crippleddwarf 69 August 17, 2017


Jake paul

An AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jake paul is an asshole

by A Jake Pauler's Dad July 06, 2017