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Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex

Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!

by gatomontez April 12, 2019


Casey Johnson

Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.

Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.

by Cockzilla69420 October 3, 2020


Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves

I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!

by jpdfive June 14, 2022


Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

by CatRyBou August 20, 2023


Jessica Johnson

She is a beautiful kind girl who can be a little mean at times, especially to her siblings. She loves almost everyone and will give help to anyone who wants or needs help. She does have blow up moments but she is always caring. She is good with school and is always willing to teach anyone anything for school. She is smart and generous. Everyone needs a Jessica Johnson in their life!

Person 1: She is so kind, she helped me with my math assignment.

Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson

by Bugga_13 December 8, 2016


A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018


Weeaboo Johnson

This is just another way to call someone a Weeaboo. Can be shortened to WJ .

Look at Weeaboo Johnson, back at it again with the Naruto running.

by Bishielover16 December 6, 2017