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The act of being defecated upon while inside a zorb ball and then being immediately rolled down a hill
My partner and I are going to the old sledding hill to enjoy a Lord Winfield.
A gentleman that frequents rub and tug parlours until he bankrupts himself.
Did you see that spa lord he has been wanked to the last dollar!
The lord of drab is one who does everything with too much drab. To conceal his drabness, a drab lord would accuse others of being drab. He may even pay designers vast amounts of money to create logos pinning such a notorious title on others.
Matt is the Drab Lord. He waters fake grass. He burns bbq. He drives a Honda Civic. He cheats at fantasy basketball.
The Lord of Cunts. The Cunt Lord is followed by him Army of Cunts. His army of Cunts all follow him with the aim of becoming the Lord Cuntah and overthrowing their Lord. A Woman may become the Lord Cuntah, however it will then become Lady Cuntah. NO Lord and Lady Cuntah can exist at the same time. There may only be one Cuntah.
Our Lord Cuntah has returned
a faggot who shal be cancelled because the lord said that gingers are valid
pp lord: “ITS ME THAY HOLY PP LORD I LOVE THOU WHO HAVE PPS”
person 1: “hahaha kill yourself you mega fag”
pp lord: “no also gingers are valid”
person 1: *fucking shoots pp lord*
person 2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE YOU SHOT PP LORD
person 1: okay listen dude-
person 2: NO I WONT LISTEN YOU FUCKING SHOT A LORD
person 1: *points gun at person 2* LISTEN UP BITCH
person 2: WHAT HUH UR GONNA SHOOT ME LIKE YOUR FATHER DID TO HIMSELF
person 1: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sshut the fuck up you mega retard *shoots person 2*
person 2: *fucking dies and shits himself violentely*
Lord Aiden I the greatest of them all Hes the Lord
Girl1: Hes cool he must Be Lord Aiden