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June 26th is national blowjob day
Don’t be rude give him some good head
Alex: I need some head, it’s national blowjob day
Josh: okay whip it out and I’ll get going
The day you give your man a sloppy blowjob after he gets home July 18th
It’s when you act stupid though the whole day and confuse your teachers and post stupid people on y’all social media #stupid#social media
Yay it’s national stupid day
Imma go post this bozo
26th of may at 8:30 pm you scream as loud as you want!
It is just random
Stranger 1: screams*
Stranger 2: what is happening.!?!
Stranger 1: IT'S NATIONAL SCREAM DAY!
Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!
National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!
The holiday that I made up for today
Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"
Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"