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April 24th is national kiss day this day you can kiss anyone and get away with it
It is national kiss day looks like I can kiss my ex
National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*
You can eat weiners for a whole day once in a year:D
Boy: "hey its national Weiner day, Lets go out for a weiner."
Friend: "ok, lets go"
Like National Jose Day, National Josh Day is a celebration of all people named Josh. Go out and tell your local Josh how much you care!
Tommy: "Hey dude, guess what day it is?!"
Josh: "December 16th?"
Tommy: "Nah brah, National Josh Day! High Five!"
National Bertram Day
Lets celebrate the best butler every by telling everyone that they look like Bertram from Hey Jessie:)
National Bertram Day
Girl: Hey, today is National Bertram day. That means that we compliment people today!
Boy: Cool, what do we say to them
Girl: You tell everyone that they look like Bertram!!!! :)
This day is to appreciate your husband for everything he has done for your family, for helping with bring money to the family, helping with the bills, helping bringing food to the table, extra
This day is on August 6th
Wife: thank you for everything you have done for this family
Husband: why are u saying this and your welcome
Wife: because it's National husband Day!!
The holiday that I made up for today
Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"
Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"