Marry me!

An expression one may use when attempting to deflect or avoid a conversation. The person saying this expression may also be attempting to make it look like the other person (in the conversation) is saying something ridiculous.

Originated by Mae "Maeby" Fünke on the television series, "Arrested Development".

1) Michael: ...Why aren’t you in school right now?
Maeby: Marry me!

2) (Mort takes Maeby's book report thinking it's a movie treatment)
Mort Meyers: What's this? So, you're this Funke everyone's been talking about. You can't be more than what? Fifteen?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: (laughing nervously) Marry me!

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wudn't me

The absolute denialism required to survive in the COVID post-exposure social dynamic; just lie yer fuckin' ass off.

So, when did you test POSITIVE for COVID and when did you FIRST have symptoms and when did you FIRST begin quarantine?
Ummm, wudn't me.

GET ME

GET MEEEEEE!!!

A Term Used Often By BSG Shotta To Show His Joy And Excitement

Guy1: Wait Bro, Did You See That Kill?
Guy2: Yes Man I Did

Guy1&2: GET MEEEE!!!!!

That surprises me.

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.

Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...

Praise me

"Praise me" is to be said after a badass moment where someone feels they deserve praise. The words MUST be accompanied by raising your left hand above your head and repeatedly waggling your fingers.

Damn dude... did you just see how high I jumped my dirt bike!? Praise me! (accompanied by the hand motion)

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sleepin on me

Ignoring/not paying attention

These boys be sleepin on me since the 7th grade

Me caga

Spanish slang for "I hate", typically used to express frustration with a person or situation.

Mother: Ya Levantate! / Wake up!

Son:¡Me caga que no dejas dromir, carajo! / I hate that you won't let me sleep, fuck!