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The act of jerking off but not wiping up after.
Guy 1: Dude, your room stinks.
Guy 2: Yeh, I had a man wank cos my brother walked in before I had a chance to clean up.
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The sound that resonates when one is Wanking as the sweat glands on the Penis (and/or semen that has been ejaculated) that secrete sweat comes into contact with the moving hand, thus making a noise.
Dude, did you hear John yesterday? He was doing some crazy wank farts.
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The act of using noise cancelling headphones to watch pornography while masturbating in order to feel more involved. This can also be levelled up by adding a VR headset.
I had a cheeky immersive wank earlier, it really felt like Cindy was moaning right in front of me; I came so much quicker!
A sushi wank is when you take some chopstick, wrap your dick in seaweed and use the chopsticks to jerk your sea planty penis until you cum
The other day in Yo Sushi I popped to the toilets for a sushi wank, I ate the seaweed after
Wank Dick;
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Wanker
When your merging into one lane to merge on the highway and the car behind you tries to overtake with 5 m to spare.
They are a Wank Dick.
Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.
Oi cunt, what'd you do last night?
Oh I was just Wog Wanking.
Mate, you need to fucking stop.
When you masterbate for as long as possible without ejaculating.
This is the opposite of a turbo wank.
I had a epic survival wank over that gianna michaels porn scene.