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A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.
Dude, that girl's pussy is so sticky. She has a Zip-Lock Pussy!
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Guy1: Did you lick her lock last night.
Guy2: Yeah, and she moaned loud when I unlocked it.
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1.Meaning to lock a magazine or clip of live ammo into a weapon and then load the first round into the chamber by pulling back the charging handle and letting it fly forward, picking up the first round from the magazine on it's way.
2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.
1.I loaded the shells into the shotgun and I pulled back the slide and said "Lock n' Load!"
2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".
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Refers to any one who types in all capital letters
HELLO MY NAME Is CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK
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When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.
Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.
Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....
Guy#1: Why?
Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...
Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....
A ripoff of japenese and caps lock, I made this up when my friend mentioned people calling asians (no offense) japs, so I said japs lock and it went from there. In my version, press it and you act all japenese .See example for usage.
I have a japs lock and know how to use it! Don't make me go all ninja on you!!
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A home made weapon.
It's made by putting a heavy lock (e.g.: a master lock) in a balled up sock, then in the other from the pair.
It draws from the Morningstar or "mace and chain" style bludgeoning techniques
Its fast to make, and non-assembled is not considered a deadly weapon. It deals far more damage then merely swinging a heavy chain.
Its sometimes referred to as a smiley due to the mark left by the locks bolt.
Back in the 30's, idiots rumbled with chains, bats, and switchblades. Now they rumble with guns, but I still use my sock n lock to bash up the neighborhood cars.
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