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Achieving orgasm (or, at the very least, 'eargasm') while listening to music that is not led zeppelin (unless you are Robert Plant). One only needs to listen to MCR's .... xmas gig to know what arma talken bout!
See:
Patrick Stump
Gerard Way
...Think Dirty Thoughts...
I have now achieved Music Orgasm.
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An orgasm that is usually over the phone wherein one or both of the people on the phone orgasm without making any noise, usually because they are unconfortable with moaning or they think their partner is. You may experience this while participating in CPS, if not, you're a loser.
Joe: Dude, I was on the phone with Leann and she had a silent orgasm!
John: Really? How could you tell?
Joe: Well we were having CPS.
John: What is CPS?
Joe: You dipshit, look it up online.
John: Oo! Urban Dictionary dot com!
Joe: Yeah!
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A furniture orgasm is when a sales person gets an orgasm from new furniture and/or new fabrics that they receive from furniture manufactures.
Susan and Brendon both had furniture orgasms when they saw the new furniture and fabric that was going to be put on the showroom floor.
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A waste of time; the fact that ashley actually bothered to look this up
WOW! Ashley really wants to know what cat orgasm means!
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Intense tingling sensation beginning in your nasal cavity that eventually takes over your face to the point of taking your breath away, leaving you gasping.
'I ran out of butter and sauce so the only thing available to lubricate my bacon sandwich was mustard. The first bite was so damn hot it gave me a nasal orgasm.'
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The border between the betas and alphas.
Beta 1: Dude tonight will definitely be the day I become an alpha
Beta 2: No way dude the Orgasm Chasm stands in your way
Beta 1: WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING INCEL?
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1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
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