Old ass 2010-2012 Facebook memes that your cringey ass white parents show you to make them seem cool but you cringe instead
Mom: *shows pic of a funny face with a white font typed over it*
Kid: oh god parent memes *cringe*
1: the act of your parents prodding you with question you have had no preparation for, leaving you left dumb-founded and them ticked because you don't have a ready answer for them
2: When you ask friends questions such as "how was school" or "did anything interesting happen" and such
1: friend: dude, you look pissed
you: yeah, my mom was parent-prodding me all the way to school
2: last night on MSN, john kept parent-prodding me about my day
the most amaze gc ever for reals
jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents
When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.
Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.
A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.
A motherly lady named Sarah who fills in for a child's real mommy.
Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.
Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm
Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm