Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.
This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents
Use in case when you want to say oiii-boiii
-Why do you look so exhausted?
-My head kill my parents, I was doing homework for 2 hours
My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!
Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.
Bob: That’s great, man.
A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Parent of Universe, what happened to you?
Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
the most amaze gc ever for reals
jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents
When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.
Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.
A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"
person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒