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1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.
2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.
coolidiculous term for swear words
If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.
Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?
When someone hooks their shot every single time.
"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."
When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt
Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"
A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.
"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"