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Ross is the name of a homosexual male who tends to be really short and enjoys wanking off young children. he can usually be found at parks waiting to pounce on male children and take them back to his house on Epstein island.
Person 1: Ewww you look like a Ross
Person 2: What's a Ross?
Person 1: A Ross is a homosexual male who tends to be really short and enjoys wanking off young children. he can usually be found at parks waiting to pounce on male children and take them back to his house on Epstein island.
The Boss Ross is when before you engage in coitus you spit in her belly button, then proceed to never call him/her again.
Wow you really pulled The Boss Ross on her eh ethan?
A lovely guy strawberry blonde but is always late or on time for anything in his he’d be late to his own funeral
Why are you late I’m just doing a Ross Barnett
A strawberry blonde who is never on time and is late for everything in his even there own funeral
Why are you late I’m just pulling a Ross Barnett
Nice but a backstabbing bitch, from being friends one minute to having nothing to do with you the next.
Emma, "You Look Stunning"
Friend, "Oh Thanks."
Friend walks away.
Emma, "She looks absolutely fucking hideous.
I don't want to be anything like Emma Ross
Well, if your name is Emma Ross you may be a jerk. Now I'm not saying all Emma ross's are jerks but there's one that is. So you may be wondering "how am I a jerk?" Well it's not exactly like that I just don't like your personality. When you came to my house you begged for everything and left with 4 stuff animals.
And when I told you no you begged more and more and more. So this is a subscription about you so, your annoying, clingy, and I just don't like you or your personality in general. So I'm sorry it came to this, and I know this is taking it to far but still. You need to stop.
"Hey do you know that Emma girl, Emma Ross? Yeah she needs to stop following you around."
"Hey! I'm right here guys!"
to throw away perfectley good beer
you alway ross your cans