An emotionally obese person. Reminds you of a red panda. Can be funny at times but ridiculously corny. Is an easy person to talk to but a complete b**** when he feels like it.
"Yo this guy is a complete shane"
She is the most important thing that has ever happened to me
i love you shane ivory no matter what
Perfect couple ever. They fight like a married couple and talk like bestfriends. They both are passionate people and they find it hard to stay mad at each other.
Woah, did you see Shane and Jeni the other day? They looked so happy.
Ass wipe cunt whore that has dike hair and is tall with a small dick
"Ass wipe cunt whore"- shane Hendrickson
The sexiest baddie on the face of Earth. This man stubs his fat horse penis on every corner he walks by. His lushes curls flow like waves in the Atlantic Ocean and his eyes are like hypnotic pearls that instantaneously cause anyone to fall in love with him.
When a seemingly ordinary situation or positive situation takes an immediate downturn, but is not surprising because it happens so often.
John owes 500 dollars on his rent by Friday with no money to pay it now, and just won 500 dollars on a lottery ticket. When going to claim the winnings the system that confirms the winning ticket is down until Monday. In this scenario John feels he got Shaned.
A fine specimen of a hangover.
Big gay shane is someone who's chemical make up is mostly Heineken and durries.
He loves to live his big gay life, in his big gay house, with his big gay truck.
Big gay shane is the best
We got real drunk last night . Shane was big gay shane. It was great
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