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That guy on twitter.com that only occasionally tweets bangers
P: What's 9+10?
S: shrimp
extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
damn, i wouldn't ever date him, his bushy shrimp is a HUUUGE turn off.
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A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.
I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.
The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.
See definition: lobster cage
Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw
Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.