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what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.
Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo
Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.
Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.
Male Ejaculate. Linking the reproductive purpose of ejaculate with the seamen/semen connotations of the word Navy.
Hey hon, should I wear a condom tonight or let my Baby Navy pass through the Strait of Vagaltar?
Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)
Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.
We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?
A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.
Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...
To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.
Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby