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James's are usually people that are very caring but can care too much and come off as clingy. They love attention but not the kind white girls with no clothes do. VERY horny all the time. Like cuddles and very protective over the people they hold close. Don't open up easily but when they do they let you get very close. Trust issues and kinda fucked up. Compulsively apologizes. Knows what he wants and is very stubborn. Has a small group of friends that get all his time and when they don't have time for him he tends to get sad and make you feel bad, but tends to get over it quickly, if not he keeps it with him forever.
person: Hey James?
James: Sorry
Person: for what
James: (goes into whole life story and admits every sin he's ever committed)
Person: wtf okay its fine...
James: Sorry (starts crying)
Person: um
James: (stops crying like it never happened) hug?
Getting drunk; so drunk you piss yourself and rip your own pants then whirl them around your own head.
I'm kind of bored, I think I might get absolutely James Mossman'd tonight
Absolute mongo head, grows a blonde Afro n when it hits a bit too long he gets it polished and buffed, sometimes sanded, all the way down to his scalp. If you go near him he’ll give you sunburn since the sheer amount of light reflecting of that boys head is amazing. Cuts aboot wi boot cuts and a cricket jumper oan. And he hunks he’s best pals with Taylor black
Fuck me man it’s bright as like
Aw wait it’s just James honeyfords heed
A trilingual god.
James Marriot in every single video: Did you guys know I’m trilingual?
British for the delicious meat snack, "Slim Jim".
I say ol' mate, care to part take in my Slender James?
When a slutty girl can shoot pool by putting the stick in her vagina
Did you see That girl sink that 8 ball doing a Dirty James
Amazingly talented and funny singer/songwriter from Southend, Essex. Doesnt get enough credit considering how much he changed the music industry. James is responsible for converting many teenage girls from being fans of S Club 7 and Westlife etc and expanding their musical tastes :D He started Busted with Matt Willis in 2002 and then Charlie Simpson joined the band until they split up in Jan 2005. Then he created Son of Dork who are now on a break as all their members are busy doing different things. Then people discovered that James was off in New York doing American stuff like seeing the Hollywood sign etc. James is currently in New York in America making a solo album which will be released soon and will be electric. He is also writing a musical apparently called Loserville: The musical (after the S.O.D album).
James is also known for being one of the weirdest (in a good way) people on the entire planet. He talks in a partly-American accent, doesnt wash his trousers and claims that people go into space when they die. He is also obsessed with the best film ever, Back to the future and even wrote Busted's second single, Year 3000 about it. He's even got a DeLorean now :D Groovy.
Clueless person: Who's that blonde guy with all the different bands who talks kind of American and jumps around a lot with a guitar with other guys with weird hair?
Fan: Great scott, It's James Bourne!