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The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.
Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.
Person A: *disagrees with person B*
Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!
Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.
Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups
Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...
Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...
Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:
Fuckin' board game whiners...
Used to refer to your close friend group or close group of people
Hey bro, can I come hang out with you guys? I gotta ask the board of directors bro
Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
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a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song
i can vape even on my hover board
When your bored so you decide to see how many times you can masturbate without having a heart attack. My high score is 6!
Wanna play a board game? -jigsaw