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Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.
Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.
the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”
“That’s wind tax for you.”
*tiny violin*
A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.
I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.
A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.
UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!
Means to tell someone to stop being arrogant or overly confident, similar to asking them to tone down their attitude or behavior and become more cautious or humble. Commonly used in British English.
“I am confident that I can score full marks on the English exam.”
“ Wind you neck it ! You just studied for three hours!”
The Wind Turbine is a sexual act where the female (or gay male) lays on the back and bends the ass upwards and at an angle. Using the legs and positioning them self like a tri-pod with there feet on the floor above their head.
The man then inserts his cock and in a smooth 1-2 step motion takes a spin on top like Wind Turbine blades spreading his arms and legs out as wide as he can!
If you can somehow get a run at it, this would be an historic achievement indeed!
Depending on the RPM attained, one could be breaking world records and not even know it!
I suggest an official RPM record be kept and people should begin turning in video submissions At Once!
Him: "Okay babe! Get Ready! We're gonna do The Wind Turbine" ***step-step-step-JUMP "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE, OHHHH YEAAAAAAA!"
Her: "New World Record here we come! ***Spinning "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A situation in which two people are farting at the same time
^ *fart*
> *fart*
^ Hey, a wind-wind!
> Hey, a wind-wind!
^ You owe me a Coke
> *f-a-r-t*