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WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME

A form of trash talk usually associated with the phrase what are you doing. I cant remember who it was, but in that Halo 3 MLG trashtalking video, some guy asks some BK's what they are doing. Im not going to lie, it was hilarious.

*Naded with the nade headshot*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???"
*Naded then spins around to no-scope Legit in the face*
"OH MY GOD!! WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!??!?!?!!"

by Butterrzz December 3, 2009

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why does urban dictionary exist

Urban Dictionary exists because god is dead.
If you are asking, god was killed by this website.

Is god dead?
Yes sir, Urban Dictionary exists.
Why does urban dictionary exist?
God is dead, that is why.

by The pseudonym I own October 29, 2019

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why is there a giant health bar in the sky

EVERYONE RUN WERE IN THE END TIMES HES CUMMING PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF

why is there a giant health bar in the sky run!

by COMMOC January 1, 2021

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peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

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Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: โ€œSIT DOWN CHILDโ€
Me: โ€œBut the be-โ€œ
Teacher: โ€œTHE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!โ€
Me: โ€œThen whats the bell for?โ€
Teacher:โ€ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!โ€
Me: โ€œNo I ju-โ€œ
Teacher: โ€œTHATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!โ€
Me: โ€œWHAT THE FUCK DID I D-โ€œ
Teacher: โ€œDid you just say fuck?!โ€
Me: โ€œDid you just say fuck?โ€
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: โ€œMY OFFICE, NOW.โ€
Teacher: โ€œYEAH, GO TO THE OFFICEโ€
Me: โ€œB-โ€œ
Principal: โ€œNot her, you!โ€
Teacher: โ€œโ€ข_โ€ขโ€
Me: โ€œBahhahah!โ€

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didnโ€™t actually happen.)

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 31, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Why won't God heal amputees?

"Why won't God heal amputees?" is an atheist site created by a liberal retarded atheist called Marshall Brain. The site employs faulty reasoning and fallacies to try and debunk the existence of God with the question in the title. The premise of the argument is that since God doesn't heal amputees when people pray for it, God couldn't possibly exist.

What the liberal idiot Marshall Brian overlooked as he wrote his next fallacy filled paragraph which is pretentious enough to brainwash college freshmen and other idiots into atheism, is that the existence of God has nothing to do with the promises of religion or prayer.

In deism or even general theism, God is simply the creator of the universe, the instigator behind The Big Bang and the designer of the laws of science that govern the universe. God isn't required to intervene in human affairs.

Marshall Brain's argument is simply an argument against prayer working. To say that "god is imaginary" because prayer doesn't work ignores observational science and laws. Mashall's argument ignores the sound Prime Mover argument which persists that every effect has a cause (a law of science), since the universe is in motion and came from a source, it was an effect that had a cause and the cause would have to be eternal as you cannot have an infinite regress (as an infinite line of objects creating other objects has no beginning and therefore no start) ergo the universe was the result of a timeless cause with no beginning.

This creator cause (which can be called God) likely has intelligence judging by the mathematical cosmology of the universe which can be studied by mathematics, the constant fine tuning that can be observed throughout the universe along with the laws of science themselves. The likelihood of these principles having formed by themselves from mindless nothingness is simply impossible and next to believing in magic.

Sadly, atheists like Marshall Brian continue to reject modern science and physics and still persist that "things can come from nothing" despite this never being observed, displayed, measured or proven. Also if matter and energy could truly originate from "pure nothingness" then that simply begs the question of "why can't a god?" In the atheist world-view, intelligence was the product of nothingness, in an infinite multiverse, why would it be impossible that some intelligence that developed in some place became something akin to a god that could traverse different realities and dimensions or perhaps one of the realities or universes that formed "from nothing" formed with a consciousness? Atheists who truly believe in "nothing from something" can't really deny these hypothesises since they persist that such complex things could form from nothing, therefore atheism really destroys itself with its own ridiculous beliefs.

Why won't God heal amputees? Simple, God isn't required to.

by The Logical Truth March 31, 2015

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Why should I tell you?

It means they don't know, or are a stupid troll.

"Ok, if you're a genius, then what's the square root of 6456?"
"Why should I tell you?"

by zack7521 February 22, 2012

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